Mark Simon

I hear things, I write them down, I put them here. This one is my newest favorite: There’s a radio ad running for Lucky Supermarkets that says, “If ever there was a time to explore what you can do with a pork chop, now is the time.” Who could possibly argue with such an assertion?

And while we’re off on a tangent, just how old are those “kids” who are still showing up in the Kars for Kids commercials 20 years after they began airing? And can’t they come up with a new jingle that doesn’t make you want to puncture your eardrum?

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