Editor,

Just in from the Piracy Adjudication Board of the Caribbean, Capt. Jack Sparrow of the ship Black Pearl, presiding. Wannabe Pirate Sir Donald of Trump has been found guilty of malfeasance in the practice of piracy. Instead of firing a shot across the bow of his quarry as common procedure demands, and failing to board the vessels in question in search of booty, the accused simply destroyed the vessels with all hands on board. This amounts to wanton destruction and egregious lack of any regard for human life. What is to become of the good name and reputation of pirates the world over? This behavior will not be countenanced or tolerated. For his sentence, the accused brigand will be remanded to Devil’s Island to serve out his days swabbing the decks at the pleasure of the local inhabitants, who had been living there since their unjust deportation from the Americas.

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Terence Y

Hilarious, Mr. Caggiano. How about the wanton destruction and egregious lack of any human regard when Hamas slaughtered over 1200 people? How about the wanton destruction and egregious lack of any human regard from those choosing to take advantage of pre- and post-birth abortion? How about the wanton destruction and egregious lack of any human regard of sending COVID-infected seniors back to their senior homes to infect and kill others? How about the wanton destruction and egregious lack of any human regard by allowing invaders to our country? Seems to me that this behavior was countenanced and tolerated by those on the left. For these Trump Derangement Syndrome affected Democrats, their actions and decisions will follow them around as indicative of their hate for Trump overcoming their love of America. If we’re lucky, they won’t serve at the pleasure of local, or any, American citizens. Meanwhile, more power to Trump to Make America Great Again, Again. Patriotic Americans aren’t tired of winning. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Jorg

That’s what happens, Mr. Caggiano, in a country with enough dummies to (s)elect someone as incompetent, unreliable, dishonest, King-like and blindly selfish as Donald J. Trump!

Dirk van Ulden

Another TDS outburst. Mike will next compare the holy transporters of drugs with the mission pursued by Mother Teresa. They are just trying to make a living, aren't they? Mike, you are not even witty. These drug smugglers have no rights afforded to them and are dealt with just like we would rats; no quarter!

HFAB

You do realize, I hope, that TDS is the perfect moniker for MAGA devotees?

Dirk van Ulden

Eh HFAB - your traditional non-sequitur? Pulled out of your random grab bag?

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