Was it Calvin? — A man was urinating on vehicles he passed by on El Camino Real in Redwood City; it was reported 10:45 p.m. Thursday, March 5.

Police have some bracelets for you — Someone sold his roommate’s jewelry in San Mateo; it was reported 11:49 a.m. Saturday, Jan. 17.

What a nightmare — A vehicle was stolen on Elm Street in Redwood City, it was reported 6:57 p.m. Friday, Dec. 12.

Stocking stuffer — Someone shoplifted several socks on El Camino Real in Redwood City; it was reported 6:15 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 10.

Faux real? — A fake coat was purchased off of Facebook Marketplace on El Verano Way in Belmont; it was reported 7:39 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 11.

All that and a bag of chips — Someone left a business after stealing chips on Foster City Boulevard in Foster City; it was reported 7:54 p.m. …

Rained Waymo than we thought — A Waymo was driving recklessly due to water in the road on El Camino Real and Hillside Drive in Burlingame; it …

That's not your sheet — Two men were seen stealing metal sheets from a train yard on Huntington Avenue in San Bruno; it was reported 4:24 a.m.…

Another cold case — A man stole a case of beer from a store on East Third Avenue in San Mateo; it was reported 1:19 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 28.