A guide for taking over a country, for dummies

Apr 4, 2025
Apr 4, 2025
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Editor,

First thing to be done is tell everyone how great things will be after you are elected president. Second: Lightning fast, fire the heads of every governmental department that oversees the government and its ethics. Third: Install your cronies to all the now vacant head of departments as well as the military insuring all of your whims are carried out blindly. Fourth: Disassemble every agency as quickly as possible throwing tens of thousands of government employees out of work under the guise of streamlining. Fifth: Destroy the economy by instituting unnecessary tariffs. Sixth: Work on trying to start a war. Seventh: Alienate your closest friends and allies. Eighth: Sit back and wait for people to start rioting in the streets. Ninth: Proclaim martial law, render the Constitution ineffective, and do away with the judicial system. Tenth: Proclaim yourself president for life or, czar, king, emperor, generalissimo or whatever tickles your loins.

(4) comments

Jorg Apr 4, 2025 6:51am

You must have learned that from a self-declared stable genius!

Terence Y Apr 4, 2025 8:50am

Thanks, Mr. Turturici, for giving us insight into the Democrat playbook. Fortunately for us, the Biden nightmare is over and he, or autopen, are unable to complete their ten steps. Trump 2028.

Dirk van Ulden Apr 4, 2025 8:23pm

Mike - you don't seem to have a problem with thousands of Google, Meta, Twitter and many Biotech workers being released; "Disassemble every agency as quickly as possible throwing tens of thousands of government employees out of work under the guise of streamlining" what about them? Are you offering any support through your insidious protests? Have their layoffs hamper their corporations? You are just another group thinker and make sure you send your attendance bill to Soros, Inc.

Jorg Apr 5, 2025 7:26am

By selecting Trump, the dummies have already taken over the country!

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