Editor,

The puns that head up the police report never fail to put a spring in my step! Thanks for making this little bit of whimsy an integral part of the paper.

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Terence Y
Terence Y

Thank you for your letter, Ms. Jansen. It’s nice to hear of others who appreciate the puns that head up the “Police reports” section. My favorite is from over 4 years ago (retrieved/copied/pasted from the DJ archives):

Slüngastol by Ikea

Someone threw a chair at a house on El Camino Real in San Bruno and shattered the window, it was reported at 9:22 p.m. Friday, June 11.

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