Who do they call? — Someone slashed the tires of a tow truck on Eighth Avenue in San Mateo, it was reported 10:55 a.m. Tuesday, Jan. 3.

Getting the party started early this year — Someone hosted a loud party on Easton Drive in Burlingame, it was reported 12:12 a.m. Friday, Dec. 30.

Haven’t we all — Someone received unwanted texts from an unknown phone number on Cambridge Road in Burlingame, it was reported 3:08 p.m. Wedne…

Bad Santa — A man in a Santa costume picked up a female pedestrian and dropped her on the ground before fleeing on foot in Redwood City, it wa…

Shocking news — Someone said she was being electrocuted every time she sleeps on her bed in a residence on Howe Street in San Mateo, it was re…

Low-caliber people — Someone stole a backpack with firearms, magazines and gun cleaning equipment from a white Honda Accord parked on Bridgepo…

Can you not? — Someone threw a can at a grocery store window on the 500 block of El Camino Real in Millbrae, causing $1,000 worth of damage, i…

What drove them to it? — An Antioch resident was taken into custody for driving a truck without a commercial driver’s license on Victoria Aven…

Fishy business — Someone stole items worth around $950 from Seafood City Supermarket on Callan Boulevard in South San Francisco, it was report…