Police in Hillsborough are looking for two males suspected of stealing a car, the department said Monday.

One-liner — Someone was operating a drone with a fishing line and hook attached to retrieve Styrofoam airplanes from a neighbor’s rooftop in S…

Love hurts — Someone was scammed out of money by a woman online who he thought was interested in him in Redwood City; it was reported 1:50 p.m…

Was it a grouch? — Someone trespassed onto a yard on Brewster Avenue in Redwood City and began rummaging through trash; it was reported 7:56 p…

A number of things are wrong — A dark blue Volvo XC90 was struck by a white Ford F-150 on Nov. 26 in Redwood City. The Ford’s driver provided …

Hood — An 11-year-old’s balaclava was stolen off of his head by a teenager riding an electric bike on Alameda de las Pulgas in Belmont; it was…

Excuse you — Someone elbowed another person in a locker room in San Mateo; it was reported 4:20 p.m. Monday, Nov. 24.

Mother of pearl! — Someone took jewelry from their mother on North San Mateo Drive in San Mateo; it was reported at 4:22 p.m. Monday, Nov. 10. 

Conversation sofa — Someone’s couch was stolen in Redwood City; it was reported 2:27 p.m. Friday, Nov. 7.

They a rest did? — Someone was lying down on El Camino Real in the middle of traffic in Belmont; it was reported 6:35 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 28.