Nice doggy — A beige spotted pit bull mix chased a person up a tree and other dogs on Herman and Scott Street in San Bruno, it was reported 3:…

You can’t make an omlette — Someone threw eggs at a house on Highland Avenue in San Mateo, it was reported 8:40 p.m. Friday, Jan. 2.

That’s no way to conduct yourself — Someone was tampering with the railroad on Center Street in Belmont; it was reported 8:35 a.m. Friday, Dec. 19.

Faux real? — A fake coat was purchased off of Facebook Marketplace on El Verano Way in Belmont; it was reported 7:39 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 11.

A 40-year-old Belmont resident has been charged with residential burglary and assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly attempting to burglar…

All that and a bag of chips — Someone left a business after stealing chips on Foster City Boulevard in Foster City; it was reported 7:54 p.m. …

Sparks the imagine — Someone stole $1,500 to $12,000 worth of lighters from a store in San Mateo; it was reported 3:10 p.m. Tuesday, Oct. 21.

Not going to work: Someone stole their husband’s work vehicle in San Mateo; it was reported 10:05 p.m. Saturday, Oct. 18.

That's not your sheet — Two men were seen stealing metal sheets from a train yard on Huntington Avenue in San Bruno; it was reported 4:24 a.m.…

Another cold case — A man stole a case of beer from a store on East Third Avenue in San Mateo; it was reported 1:19 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 28.