One-liner — Someone was operating a drone with a fishing line and hook attached to retrieve Styrofoam airplanes from a neighbor’s rooftop in S…

A number of things are wrong — A dark blue Volvo XC90 was struck by a white Ford F-150 on Nov. 26 in Redwood City. The Ford’s driver provided …

Hood — An 11-year-old’s balaclava was stolen off of his head by a teenager riding an electric bike on Alameda de las Pulgas in Belmont; it was…

Excuse you — Someone elbowed another person in a locker room in San Mateo; it was reported 4:20 p.m. Monday, Nov. 24.

Mother of pearl! — Someone took jewelry from their mother on North San Mateo Drive in San Mateo; it was reported at 4:22 p.m. Monday, Nov. 10. 

Conversation sofa — Someone’s couch was stolen in Redwood City; it was reported 2:27 p.m. Friday, Nov. 7.

Great balls of fire! — Cameras on Martin Place in San Bruno caught a black SUV pull up and drop something that was on fire into a manhole, cau…

They need to be wrangled — A white Jeep was weaving in and out of lanes and nearly crashed into another vehicle on East Third Avenue in San Ma…

There can be only one — A gray Toyota Highlander hit a truck on El Camino Real in Redwood City; it was reported 10:10 p.m. Monday, Oct. 13.

Thinks Miata call the cops — The owner of a shop on Mountain View Avenue in San Bruno has had someone’s gray Mazda Miata for over five months …