Was it Calvin? — A man was urinating on vehicles he passed by on El Camino Real in Redwood City; it was reported 10:45 p.m. Thursday, March 5.

Faux real? — A fake coat was purchased off of Facebook Marketplace on El Verano Way in Belmont; it was reported 7:39 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 11.

All that and a bag of chips — Someone left a business after stealing chips on Foster City Boulevard in Foster City; it was reported 7:54 p.m. …

That's not your sheet — Two men were seen stealing metal sheets from a train yard on Huntington Avenue in San Bruno; it was reported 4:24 a.m.…

Make America Late Again — A man in a red hat stole a watch on West Hillsdale Boulevard in San Mateo, it was reported 10:15 a.m. Sunday, Aug. 24.

No shirt, no shoes, no sale — Someone stole shoes and clothes from a store on Walnut Street in San Mateo; it was reported 8:45 p.m. Tuesday, June 24.

School of hard knocks: Two students were involved in a fight on Quesada Way in Burlingame, it was reported 10:26 a.m. Wednesday, May 28.

These stolen goods are considered “hot” — Someone stole $50 worth of liquor and hot chicken from a store on El Camino Real in San Mateo; it wa…

‘Free’to-Lay: Two people attempted to steal chips on El Camino Real in San Mateo, it was reported 8:25  p.m. Monday, May 19. 

D’oh! — Someone wearing a white back pack, black jeans and green vest stole items from a bakery on El Camino Real in Belmont; it was reported …